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Tuesday, April 07, 2015

Annoying Things to do on an Elevator

This thing came out and got my interest when i was doing some researches just now. (researches leh, say daoo aneh nice, actually only searching for nothing shhh)
I think its quite stupid but funny and intriguing at the same time if apply into real life hahaha, just some sharing ! 



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1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.


3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.


4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.


5) MEOW occasionally. (i like this)


6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly


7) SAY -DING! at each floor. (what I often do when I was a kid! LOL)


8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. (ignore it, too over i think)


9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." (this makes me laugh)


11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"



12) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."


13) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.


14) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.


15) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.


16) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"


17) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"


18) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.


19) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

20) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

Tuesday, June 04, 2013

When I was your girl ..




Bruno Mars - When I Was Your Man (Female Version) - Madilyn Bailey   





I like this song very much .. She's gorgeous and sounds sweet :) 
Or maybe this is a female version, and some of the lyrics changed . 
Strong woman also deserves better ... 



you should bought me flower .. and held my hands 
you should give me all your hours if you had the chance ....






你.. 在哪里啊



Tuesday, May 28, 2013

他们说这个叫emo.. 可是我不这么认为




当你想一个人的时候, 
会想紧紧的抱著他吗?
...... 我会

  
你想一个人的时候,
会想摸摸他的头发或拍拍他的肩膀吗? 
...... 我会


你想一个人的时候,
会想拨个电话,
只是说声“嗨”吗?
...... 我会


你想一个人的时候, 
会想到他的样子或他说的一句话,
忍不住的微笑吗?
...... 我会


如果这个人不是你的另一半, 
你还会这样做吗?
我不会——
因为我怕 ......
我怕这样的方式会让别人误会。





  有时候, 我会好想紧紧的抱一抱一个人,
  那是因为高兴、难过或跟他有著感同身受的感觉。


  有时候, 我会好想摸摸一个人的头发、拍拍他的肩膀,
  那是因为心? 有份怜惜、一份心疼。
  

    有时候, 我会好想拨个电话,
  只是想告诉他, 我没有忘记他,
  说声“嗨”然後满意的带著微笑,
  轻轻挂上电话。 
那是因为友谊需要经营。
  

       有时候,我会想到某个人的样子或他曾说过的一句话,
  忍不住的笑了起来,那是会心的一笑。
  

    久未见面的朋友, 痛快的拥抱,
  是让人感觉温暖的, 不分男女。
  

拍拍他的肩膀,
摸摸他的头发,
是让他知道,

  他的感受, 我也有过 ......